Daily Archives: May 21, 2014

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Ode to the Toothpaste Cap

Hail to you, oh toothpaste cap, we married folk humbly salute you. There comes a time when warriors must lay down their arms in surrender. You win. You overpowered us with your dark magic. You destroyed our day and our love for each other. Smaller than a thimble, your potential for influence deceived us. Odorless…

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